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lesbx:

lesbx:

oh man. oh golly. oh lord oh geez oh man i sure fucked up my skyrim so badly

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LUIGI THIS ISNT WEED

official-kircheis:

catilinas:

catilinas:

3:28am thinking about Him (captain death of the terrible privateer)

a screenshot of wikipedia that reads: Captain William Death was an 18th-century privateer from Middlesex, England[1] who died in battle December 1756, in the first year of the Seven Years' War.  Captain Death was in command of the Terrible, a ship equipped with twenty-six carriage guns, and manned with 200 sailors.ALT
a screenshot of part of a wikipedia page that reads: It is said that the Terrible was equipped at Execution Dock, commanded by Captain Death, Lieutenant Devil, and had a surgeon named Ghost.ALT

nominative determinism win: captain death died

wizardpostsdotorg:

hey man your bong bit me. i’m uh, bleeding pretty bad

studentofetherium:

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i can’t believe magic made a card depicting the assassination of shinzo abe. they’re so insensitive

txttletale:

just had a dream that the epic rap battles of history guys announced ‘a new direction for the channel’ and then released literally hundreds of rap songs about 9/11 in the span of an hour

pretentioussongtitle:

nitewrighter:

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

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I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.

circleturk:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

ciderli:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn’t be held, please add more if you have any

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@chai-cow-ski

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

That’s indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

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gertritude-art:

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Is this true?

mtgtips:

Magic the Gathering tip: don’t do drugs, you need that money for more Magic the Gathering cards